Most emberrasing moments

1. You sit Next to a cute girl in a Bus.
You offer to pay for her fare then ask for her
number Only for her to tell you,
"Sorry I dont share my number with strangers''
.
2. You divorce Your Wife only to find that she
Got married to your Neighbour next Door..
.
3. When you Notice Someone's zip Is open and
You dont know how to tell them BeCoz You
have no Reason to look there.
.
4. When you Wave Back just to Realise that the
Person was waving at someone Else
.
5. When you are with friends and you step aside
to fart Only for them to follow you.
.
6. When you think that Every place You go
Smells shit, only to Realise It's you Who stepped
on Shit..
.
7. When you have an Erection Infront of your
Audience..
.
8. When you are watching a movie with your
parents and the Actors start Kissing and
Undressing then you try to press >Next>> with
the remote only to find that there are no
Batteries....
.
9. You tell 'Someone' Bye then you start walking
in the same direction...
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